Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take...
but by the moments that take our breath away...


Okay-I am soooo HORRIBLE at keeping in touch with people even though in most instances they live only a short drive away! Here is our way of keeping you up to date with our family. You know-just the everyday stuff....

SAY WHAT?

SAY WHAT?
The world according to "HANK"-as a 3 yr old...our GOOF........BALL
Bronson commented on how big Billy’s breakfast was. Saying he doesn’t need to eat that much. I explained he had a much bigger tummy. He has to eat more to fill it up. Bronson replies.... “And it is also VERY hairy!”

I hurry Bronson to get in his car seat because of a creepy looking man staring at me in the parking lot. When I give the reason why I want him to hurry he says, “Mama, he is staring at you because you are so pretty.” Awwwww!

“Have you ever been to Sleep America? I haven’t been there yet but I would like to go because they have hundreds of mattresses to choose from.”

“We don't say that word. It’s an ugly, yucky word” I said to Bronson after hearing him mutter ‘D*mn it’.
Bronson-"I need to say a prayer and tell Heavenly Father I’m
sorry."
Me-"That’s called repenting."
Bronson-"Daddy needs to do a lot of repenting cuz he always
says naughty words."

“I’m glad we don’t have tarantulas in our house cuz they would crawl up me and bite my tiny little eyebrows off!”

B- “You are pretty Mama. Except for those things all over
your face...moles, freckles? What are those things called?”
Me- “Zits?”
B- “Oh yeah. When you have zits all over your face it looks
pretty ugly.”

Bronson hears a girl say “Free Money”. He exclaims “Free money?! Doesn’t she know money is not free?” Why? I say. “Because free is not a number!”

“I wuv you more than a donut’s teeth”

BREATHTAKING (**pause "What's playin at our house**)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Words...

Words I hear everyday that I love... okay some I would rather not hear everyday...
but let's be real!
Good Morning Sunshine! I am so happy to see you! Are you HAPPY!?... I love you Dada!... TIME ME!... Can I have a play date?... Singing, singing, singing ... Hey!!!... It's my turn!... I love you, Buddy!... Give it to me!... Look at this Little Lady!... Giggles, giggles... Settle down!... Can we have MOVIE NIGHT!?... GO OUT!!... Can I have treat?... I want to see!!!... Mom, watch what I can do!... ME FIRST!!! (bath time)...LAUGHING... I want to help you make dinner!... I'm HUNGRY (x 27)... Please put your stuff away!... Get down... I want oatmeal for breakfast!... Bye you! ... I can fit this whole thing in my mouth!... Can I have gum?... 789... I love you sooo much!... Which way are you turning?... I'm gonna wave at you from the window okay!!!!... I love you!... Good night Bronson, I love you!... Come here Baby Bear.... LOTS of miscellaneous noises and sound effects... Bronson, sit down and eat!... What are you doing?... Please Mom!... many sounds of smooches... Time to turn off the TV... Thank you... that was so nice!... Mama, can you come say a prayer with me so I won't have bad dreams?... DAD'S HOME!!! ... Please go wash your hands... Do you have to work tomorrow? ...What do you want for lunch?... Can we read... Can I color in my room (after bedtime)... Time to brush your teeth... Can i go on Webkinz?... Feel my head right here, feel how sweaty I am!!... Sweet Dreams!!!... Do I have to do my homework?... I need a tissue!!... I'm done!!... OWWW!!... Thank you for being so respectful!...
My favorite as of lately:
"Don't make me snap my fingers in a "Z" formation,
Hip rotation,
Elbow, Elbow,
Wrist,Wrist,
Girl, you just got Dissed!"
(of course said with quite a bit of attitude!)
especially funny coming from a 5 yr old boy, complete with actions! :)

1 comment:

AudyCamp said...

what a good idea..a year from now you'll love reading this..

love the last one..hilarious!