Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take...
but by the moments that take our breath away...


Okay-I am soooo HORRIBLE at keeping in touch with people even though in most instances they live only a short drive away! Here is our way of keeping you up to date with our family. You know-just the everyday stuff....

SAY WHAT?

SAY WHAT?
The world according to "HANK"-as a 3 yr old...our GOOF........BALL
Bronson commented on how big Billy’s breakfast was. Saying he doesn’t need to eat that much. I explained he had a much bigger tummy. He has to eat more to fill it up. Bronson replies.... “And it is also VERY hairy!”

I hurry Bronson to get in his car seat because of a creepy looking man staring at me in the parking lot. When I give the reason why I want him to hurry he says, “Mama, he is staring at you because you are so pretty.” Awwwww!

“Have you ever been to Sleep America? I haven’t been there yet but I would like to go because they have hundreds of mattresses to choose from.”

“We don't say that word. It’s an ugly, yucky word” I said to Bronson after hearing him mutter ‘D*mn it’.
Bronson-"I need to say a prayer and tell Heavenly Father I’m
sorry."
Me-"That’s called repenting."
Bronson-"Daddy needs to do a lot of repenting cuz he always
says naughty words."

“I’m glad we don’t have tarantulas in our house cuz they would crawl up me and bite my tiny little eyebrows off!”

B- “You are pretty Mama. Except for those things all over
your face...moles, freckles? What are those things called?”
Me- “Zits?”
B- “Oh yeah. When you have zits all over your face it looks
pretty ugly.”

Bronson hears a girl say “Free Money”. He exclaims “Free money?! Doesn’t she know money is not free?” Why? I say. “Because free is not a number!”

“I wuv you more than a donut’s teeth”

BREATHTAKING (**pause "What's playin at our house**)

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Okay, I know I have totally neglected our blog!!!!

I can't believe I havn't posted in SOOOO LONG!!! January was completely a blur, now it's almost mid February? Where does the time go?
I was looking thru my pictures from Christmas and found this one...
Yes, this is BILLY...at our Christmas "White Elephant" exchange. This was the gift he chose, fully understanding & accepting it as "an interactive gift". Meaning the reciepent of this had to "have the experience" it contained-which should have been the warning flag. But Billy, always being the good sport, and loving filling the comedian role, took it. Not only did he don the MULLET, glasses, and DISCUSTING redneck teeth, he left it on the entire night! We were literally rolling on the floor crying, he looked so gross!!! He looked like a totally different person! In fact if I would have seen him walking down the street, I may not have even recognized him! What a good sport! Bronson was so proud of the gift he "won"- the infamous cat clock that was an actual wedding gift given to Kash and Tiffany. It returns year after year, sometimes with it mysteriously appearing in different people's cars before the night is over, so the real "winner" doesn't have to look at it for a whole year! Although it may not make it back, Bronson insists he is hanging the clock in his room, it may have to "unexplainably disapear."It was such a fun ending to our Christmas celebration!

2 comments:

AudyCamp said...

that is so funny that bronson was excited about the clock. Score!
Ok and Billy-wow just scary!! That is hilarious. I can totally picture him leaving those on the whole time.

Frolicking Night Owl said...

that's a good costume cause i didn't recognize him either!