Okay-I am soooo HORRIBLE at keeping in touch with people even though in most instances they live only a short drive away! Here is our way of keeping you up to date with our family. You know-just the everyday stuff....
Bronson commented on how big Billy’s breakfast was. Saying he doesn’t need to eat that much. I explained he had a much bigger tummy. He has to eat more to fill it up. Bronson replies.... “And it is also VERY hairy!”
I hurry Bronson to get in his car seat because of a creepy looking man staring at me in the parking lot. When I give the reason why I want him to hurry he says, “Mama, he is staring at you because you are so pretty.” Awwwww!
“Have you ever been to Sleep America? I haven’t been there yet but I would like to go because they have hundreds of mattresses to choose from.”
“We don't say that word. It’s an ugly, yucky word” I said to Bronson after hearing him mutter ‘D*mn it’.
Bronson-"I need to say a prayer and tell Heavenly Father I’m
sorry."
Me-"That’s called repenting."
Bronson-"Daddy needs to do a lot of repenting cuz he always
says naughty words."
“I’m glad we don’t have tarantulas in our house cuz they would crawl up me and bite my tiny little eyebrows off!”
B- “You are pretty Mama. Except for those things all over
your face...moles, freckles? What are those things called?”
Me- “Zits?”
B- “Oh yeah. When you have zits all over your face it looks
pretty ugly.”
Bronson hears a girl say “Free Money”. He exclaims “Free money?! Doesn’t she know money is not free?” Why? I say. “Because free is not a number!”
“I wuv you more than a donut’s teeth”
This is for all the Mom's....
I was sent this e-mail by my friend Natalie. It is an ebay auction that already ended but it is a must read! The description of the item she is selling is toooo funny! She has a really great sense of humer! Suddenly going to the grocery store-NOT my favorite chore-with 2 kids doesn't seem so bad. Although at times it probably would not made a difference if I had 6 kids or not because it felt like it. I know you can all relate! I also MUST APOLOGIZE TO MY MOM-who DID have 6 kids- for all those times when I DELIGHTED in making her crazy! I remember those "2 cart shopping trips" well-especially the one when she lost her wedding ring at the store, no, she never found it. SORRY! I love you
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675#description
1 comment:
Ok this was totally our family growing up..I remember strangers asking "are they all yours?"...I remember wanting to slap those strangers fat little faces. My mom only took us all a few times, but I'm sure we did her in. That was a good one. Thx for posting:)
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